How to get to Florence:
1. Leave Phoenix.
2. Drive until the radio stations are ALL in Spanish.
3. When you see a prison, you've arrived!
This report was going to rock because of the pictures. I messed that up. I put my camera in a ziploc back to keep out mud. The pictures look like they were taken from within a plastic bag. Go figure!
Here's a shot of me with my grey, yet glorious, beard. Can you believe I'm only 24 years old!
|That's my 1000-yard stare|
|This is how John Travolta sees the Warrior Dash|
|Here is the Start. There was fire.|
Seriously, click to embiggen this photo. It will blow you damn mind:
|In France they call this photo"Le Money Shot"|
|Don't get distracted by mud honeys!!|
|Warriors need to rehydrate!|
Just like any American holiday, it was just an excuse to dress slutty and show off my tattoos:
|In some (2) ways it was a great day.|
|Newest member of the Royal Order of Buffaloes|